The Birkin Body surgery package now comes with Carbone delivered to your hospital bed

New York’s chicest doctor has added another gilded touch to their so-called Birkin Body package — the city’s finest food delivered to your hospital bed.

In 2022, Page Six reported that Dr. Ryan Neinstein has a program — so named because the wait-listed service is almost as hard to get as the coveted Hermès purses of the same name — in which patients get chauffeured to his office in Bergdorf Goodman for their nips and tucks before being transported across the street to the Plaza or the Pierre to recover 24 hour nurses, fresh flowers and lymphatic drainage massages.

Now we hear that his latest perky perk is that his staff will pull strings to get dinner from Carbone or other favorite eateries brought to the recuperating riche.

“Want matzah ball soup from 2nd Ave Deli or spicy rigatoni vodka from Carbone? The hotel has a hostess just for Neinstein patients to make sure that NYC comes to them as they recover from surgery.”

Carbone, of course, is the Greenwich Village Italian beloved of everyone from Jeff Bezos to Kim Kardashian.

We’re told most patients want liposuction or so-called “mommy makeovers” but “close to 30 percent of the patients are men, many as couples who come together, especially during the holiday season leaving them enough time to recover for summer.”