Lala Kent would rather be ‘f–ked with a cheese grater’ than have sex with ex Randall Emmett

One month after shading Randall Emmett’s parenting, Lala Kent is dissing her ex-fiancé’s sex skills.

The reality star told Brittany Cartwright on Tuesday’s “Vanderpump Rules After Show” that she would rather be “f–ked with a cheese grater” than get intimate with the producer again.

The 33-year-old’s epic dig echoed co-star Ariana Madix, who infamously told Raquel Leviss to “f–k [her]self with a cheese grater” after her months-long affair with Tom Sandoval.

Kent went on to say that “going the [sperm] donor route … was much more pleasurable than how [her daughter], Ocean, was conceived.”

She joked that the device used for her intrauterine insemination “was way bigger” than Emmett.

When Cartwright, 35, speculated that the process was “probably sexier than sleeping with Randall,” Kent confirmed that the “Valley” star was “100” percent correct.

“I can’t even think [about it],” Kent said. “I literally sit there and I’m like, ‘What?’ Like, ‘How did you do that?’ My mind, it’s like a trauma response.”

The “Give Them Lala” podcast host concluded the segment by telling producers to “feel free to keep all of this in.”

Emmett’s rep tells Page Six that “Randall’s focus is being the best father possible and doesn’t see any value in responding to disparaging comments,” adding that Emmett “is disappointed as a parent that she would talk about the conception of their beautiful child that way.”

Kent was engaged to Emmett, 53, from 2018 to 2021.

The former couple welcomed Ocean, now 3, in March 2021, with the little one joining Emmett’s eldest two daughters — London, 14, and Rylee, 10 — with ex Ambyr Childers.

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Kent, who became friends with Childers after splitting from Emmett, revealed in a March Instagram post that she is pregnant and “expanding [her] pod.”

The Bravolebrity is expecting a second baby girl.

Kent threw shade at Emmett two days after her announcement, telling Amazon Live viewers that “the word ‘dad’ is an honor and a privilege, and that word is not just something that should be handed out.”

Her friends and family members helped select her sperm donor on Tuesday’s episode of “VPR.”

Kent explained the purpose behind the “unconventional” party, saying she had a “beautiful” conversation before deciding to conceive Ocean and “wanted to bring that warmth” into this experience.