Teen Mom’s Farrah Abraham’s Comedy Debut Includes Married Men and Daughter, 16, Driving Her to Ketamine Treatments

Farrah Abraham is making her comedy debut with a bang!

On Thursday, March 13, the former Teen Mom star, 33, took the stage at the Spearmint Rhino Gentlemen’s Club for a standup routine that covered everything from her relationship with her 16-year-old daughter, Sophia, married men and her ketamine treatments.

“Well, thank you guys for coming tonight. This is super exciting for me, it’s my comedy debut,” Abraham began in her introduction, adding how many comedians have given her grief for being a newbie in the field. “But I am a pedestal princess also now a passenger princess, my daughter drives me everywhere, and to my ketamine treatments.”

After doing some crowd work and cracking jokes about her dating life, Abrams revealed that she’s gotten away with “a lot of weird stuff sometimes” — including an affair with a married man.

“This married man got a vasectomy for me. Didn’t ever tell his wife,” she recalled, claiming that the man had an “arrangement” with his wife. Though he was a “good dad” and his wife was aware of the situation, the reality star explained there were two reasons why she put an end to the arrangement.

Abrams claimed that the man “took a loan out against his own house” without his wife’s knowledge and revealed that he only married her because “he wanted to have really tall kids.”

But the “number one reason” why she pulled the trigger is because the man started making positive changes in his life.

“He starts being so happy, looking so good, getting so fit,” she said. “He starts getting a new car, he starts cooking for her, doing all these things. He’s like, ‘Oh my gosh, she wants to actually fuck me again.’ And I go, ‘Okay, well when she wants to do that, just let me know because this is over because I’m not a homewrecker.'”

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One time, Abraham said that the man took her to his family’s home. During the house tour, she saw their “full on wedding pictures” and her vitamins on the counter. When it came time to see the bedroom, she recalled feeling a “little nervous” and paranoid, thinking his wife would randomly “pop out with a bat.”

Farrah concluded her set by referencing her past “legal problems.”

“I’ve gotten to go to court so many times and win, and I just love it. I love it. So we got a couple of those open right now,” the reality star said of her ongoing legal troubles.